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-- Joseph Campbell

 

 

Perhaps this is why it is man alone who laughs: he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.

-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

 

The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started.

-- John Updike

 

 

In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol shot.

-- Czeslaw Milosz

 

 

If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.

-- Bishop Desmond Tutu

 

 

I get up every morning determined both to change the world and to have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning the day very difficult.

-- E.B. White

 

 

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

-- Steven Wright

 

 

Talk doesn't cook rice.

-- Chinese proverb