So… this guy comes into a big powerful agents’ office.  The agent looks at his watch and says "OK, you’ve got 15 seconds."  The guy runs over to the window, throws it open, jumps out and proceeds to fly around doing amazing aerial tricks.  He flies back in the window and stands in front of the agent and goes "Da-dah!"  The agent says “OK, your fifteen seconds are up, please leave.”  The guy, bewildered, walks out the door.  The agent takes his pen and writes on a piece of paper: ‘Excellent bird imitations’ 

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Some people just don’t get it.